Redneck Love Song

My buddy from South Georgia [he who must not be named] sent us a Redneck Love Song to be stored away for use on Valentine's Day. It included such beeeeautiful memorable one liners as:

Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue
and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.

and...

Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flapping in the breeze.
Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas.

can't forget...

Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin'.
despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'.

Ending with...

Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth.

But for this man, honey, these won't do.
Cause yor'e too special, you sweet thang you.

I got you a gift, without taste nor odor, more useful than diamonds...
It's a new troll'n motor!!