Morning in America

I was listening to Bill Bennett's Morning in America on the way to work this morning. A guy called in and they were talking about different stuff, then he asked if he could tell a story. They call him Fireman Jack or something. Anyway, he said that several years ago when he was awaiting promotion at the fire department and they had a son on the way, he felt the weight of the world on his shoulders. After a late night, his wife asked him the next morning what time he came to bed. "Around 4AM." She asked what he was doing and he replied that he was on his knees. So she asked what he was praying about. He said he was praying to be a better husband and father, etc. Then she quipped, "Oh, well I'm surprised you came to bed at all."

Thought that was pretty funny.