Grab a frappuccino from the cooler and come join us...

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Free drink for memorizing Bible verse

Shaun suggests Yarbucks follow this example:

"Store offers free drink for memorizing Bible verse(2/27/06 - SNEAD, AL) -
Dale Lanier has found a way to get people to read and memorize Bible verses. If they walk into his convenience store in Snead, Alabama, and recite the Bible passage he's selected, they can have a free soft drink or cup of coffee. This month's memory verse is Psalm 118, verse eight: 'It is better to trust in the Lord than to put confidence in man.' Lanier says he's been doing this for the last six years, and gives away between two and 12 drinks a day. He says entire families sometimes walk in and recite the Bible passage he's picked."

Sorry, Shaun, but I don't think "Jesus wept" will work again this week!

Rip Off

Don't you hate it when people can't be original enough to come up with their own names...
(click to enlarge pic)

Monday, February 27, 2006

Oh my...

Yahoo! Top Stories - MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS -- AND IT TURNS OUT SHE'S HIS MOTHER!

Nuff said.

Friday, February 17, 2006

The iMonk's Deconstruction Project

iMonk has some great insights to share as he prepares to speak at an Emergent somethingorother this weekend. The Deconstruction Project is this...

I am deconstructing everything in my life that is not vitally connected to Jesus as King and Messiah.

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Tagged

Mike tagged me, so here goes...

Four job's I've had:
Grocery store clerk (Albertsons & Publix)
Worship Leader
Foam Insulation installer
Structural Engineer

Four movies I can watch over and over:
Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
("No, I am your father!")
Dumb & Dumber
("Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?")
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
("How did it come to this?")
Stargate
("I'll be seeing you, Dr. Jackson.")

Four places I have lived:
Mobile, Alabama (Birth-12)
Jacksonville, Florida (12-19)
Tallahasee, Florida (19-23)
Jacksonville, Florida (23-present)

Four shows I like to watch:
Seinfeld reruns
What is Jeopardy?
American Idol (occasionally)
Smallville (occasionally)

Four foods that I like:
Chick-Fil-A, nuggets
Steak from my grill
Moe's, Joey Bag-O-Donuts
La Nopalera, Special Order #8 (two burritos in nacho cheese sauce)

Four websites I visit daily:
Yarbucks
InternetMonk
FirstCoastNews
BlueTights Adventure Network

Four things I want to do before I die:
Live (every man dies)
Have a child (he/she's on the way!)
Reconcile with those I've hurt and/or have hurt me
Finish putting up the stinkin' crown molding!

Four people I'm tagging
Shaun
Ernie
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Thursday, February 09, 2006

QOTD

Today's quote comes from my friend Mike who's starting a church in Cartersville, GA just outside of Atlanta. He's been reading Barna's book about a Revolution in the American church. Mike makes this quote.

"...people perceive the church as irrelevant, but it doesn't mean the church IS irrelevant."


You can read his whole blog here.

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

End of the Spear and the Chad Allen Controversy

I'm so glad that I waited to post on this issue. I had a blog ready to go a couple of weeks ago and deleted it. I had referenced a blog that seemed to have researched the issue and had some startling revelations about the movie's producers and lead actor. I got so worked up about it and ranted to my wife. As a result, we haven't gone to see the movie. Then today, I came across the following from a minister I admire, Randy Alcorn, by way of Justin Taylor's blog where he addresses that blog.

If you've followed the controversy at all, then you must read and forward Perspectives on End of the Spear and the Chad Allen Controversy
.

Three Questions About a Secret Rapture

OK, well, I know I'm stirring it up with this one, but iMonk started it!

I grew up being taught about a secret return of Jesus for his church that would take place before 7 years of tribulation then he would come back again and judge everybody. I remember the guys teasing each other that the rapture would occur on your wedding night. "No, wait 5 minutes! Go get Rome first."

Anyway, I digress. A few years ago at my previous church, my pastor did a series on the End Times. I started doing a lot of research and reading a lot of different people on the subject, not to mention the oft referenced passages themselves. It was kind of tough, because I was coming to different conclusions than what was being taught. I really begin to see how many hoops the advocates of the rapture have to jump through to get the thing to work.

So, is it a teaching that's worth dividing over? I don't think so. The bottom line is that we just don't know exactly how and what is going to happen. Yes, He's coming back and if someone says otherwise, then that is heresy, but I think we must exercise some restraint in thinking we have every facit of the procedure figured out. That's the danger of the typical literal dispensationalist view.

Here's a couple of quotes from Monk to get you started...

Nowhere does Paul tell the churches under his charge that Christ will return twice in the dispensational, two returns scenario. He teaches that Christ will return once, publicly, for judgement and reward. Advocates of the two returns scenario must construct Biblical evidence, because there is no single verse that says Christ returns twice.

The propagation of this idea in books, music, sermons and novels may have caused most American evangelicals to assume that the Bible teaches the entire rapture-tribulation-return scenario, but the success of the doctrine does not make up for its absence in scripture or Christian history.

Continue reading iMonk's "Three Questions" here.

Friday, February 03, 2006

"When Churches Close Their Doors"


I read this blog today at Monday Morning Insight. Read it first and then check out the comments. I thought the comment by bishopdave was right on...

Churches die for various reasons. Community demographics are a big player in urban/suburban areas--it's very difficult to accept the reality of people not like us are needing to become part of our fellowship/club. We lose the vision of why we are here. Sometimes, though sad, a church needs to die. Sell the property to another group (ethnic) that can reach that community.

Here's a thought--maybe dying is natural. If we're a body, then bodies eventually die. Maybe they need to. Someday, the church at Antioch, despite it's missionary zeal, died. So did the megachurch in Jerusalem. But when it dies it is reborn somewhere else, cause the Holy Spirit is going to continue. Maybe it's dying as a whole here in the USA, but in other places in the (third) world it is prospering like we've never seen it in this country. It's ok if we are no longer the world capitol of Christ. It doesn't mean God is dead. Jesus'Church won't die. Saddleback & Willow Creek eventually will, as will my church. The key is to reinvest those resources in the kingdom, as that's what the Holy Spirit seems to be doing in the world today.


Great comment. I've been thinking about this a lot over the past couple of years (having experienced a church's death). I think a lot of our negative emotional reaction is predicated on the premise that a particular local body is supposed to continue forever. But the reality is, how many 100 year old churches do you know of?

I really think the biggest sign of a healthy church is its desire and ability to reproduce. Birth, reproduction, death. That's life.

Anyway, I'll try and share some thoughts on this stuff later.

Morning in America

I was listening to Bill Bennett's Morning in America on the way to work this morning. A guy called in and they were talking about different stuff, then he asked if he could tell a story. They call him Fireman Jack or something. Anyway, he said that several years ago when he was awaiting promotion at the fire department and they had a son on the way, he felt the weight of the world on his shoulders. After a late night, his wife asked him the next morning what time he came to bed. "Around 4AM." She asked what he was doing and he replied that he was on his knees. So she asked what he was praying about. He said he was praying to be a better husband and father, etc. Then she quipped, "Oh, well I'm surprised you came to bed at all."

Thought that was pretty funny.